200 Contest Winner
Congratulations, Jim Steinberg!
(Illinois, USA)
No, my words need to be perfect, maybe even quotable!
Plan.
Part 1:
Pick Judgment Day in the near future,
Do everything I ever dreamed of doing.
Then everything I never dreamed of doing.
Why things I never dreamed of?
A year without Honor Roll was more memorable than a thirty-something ACT score.
Because I learned perfection doesn’t matter to my parents.
Or to me.
Staying home on Homecoming was more memorable than prom.
Because I learned fun is found with friends, not events.
Dancing should only be done on a DDR machine.
Part 2:
Write a 200-word letter so my final words are perfect.
Carry it everyday until that train comes.
Dear Mortician,
Make sure I’m dead.
I decided not to simply quote a famous poet. My life was not lived to remind you of some dead guy.
On second thought…live by Oscar Wilde’s final words.
P.S. Pinch Me.
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November 17 2008 01:23 am | Uncategorized
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Hahaha, “Dear Mortician, make sure I’m dead”
You deserve to be the 200 Word! Winner!!!! This is AWESOME!
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oh my!, well thank you
But I’m serious about living by Oscar Wilde’s final words
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haha, Oscar Wilde is pretty fantastic, he’s got to be one of my fave authors.
If i remember correctly, his final words were: either the wallpaper goes, or i do.
England always knew how to make their last words their most impressionable.
my 200 was no where near as funny or fantastic as yours, but i guess we can’t all be as amazing as mr.steinberg
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