200 Contest Winner

Congratulations, Jim Steinberg!

(Illinois, USA)

No, my words need to be perfect, maybe even quotable!

Plan.

Part 1:

Pick Judgment Day in the near future,

Do everything I ever dreamed of doing.

Then everything I never dreamed of doing.

Why things I never dreamed of?

A year without Honor Roll was more memorable than a thirty-something ACT score.

Because I learned perfection doesn’t matter to my parents.

Or to me.

Staying home on Homecoming was more memorable than prom.

Because I learned fun is found with friends, not events.

Dancing should only be done on a DDR machine.

Part 2:

Write a 200-word letter so my final words are perfect.

Carry it everyday until that train comes.

Dear Mortician,

Make sure I’m dead.

I decided not to simply quote a famous poet. My life was not lived to remind you of some dead guy.

On second thought…live by Oscar Wilde’s final words.

P.S. Pinch Me.

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November 17 2008 01:23 am | Uncategorized

119 Responses to “200 Contest Winner”

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   November 17th, 2008 at 11:14 am

   Hahaha, “Dear Mortician, make sure I’m dead”

   You deserve to be the 200 Word! Winner!!!! This is AWESOME!

2. James Says:
   November 17th, 2008 at 12:41 pm

   oh my!, well thank you
   But I’m serious about living by Oscar Wilde’s final words

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   November 18th, 2008 at 8:29 am

   haha, Oscar Wilde is pretty fantastic, he’s got to be one of my fave authors.

   If i remember correctly, his final words were: either the wallpaper goes, or i do.

   England always knew how to make their last words their most impressionable.

   my 200 was no where near as funny or fantastic as yours, but i guess we can’t all be as amazing as mr.steinberg

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